Automatic Toilet Seat

I had to replace a toilet seat recently. Imagine my surprise when I saw they had a Self Closing Seat.
Dude, this will make my wife happy.
Just flip it and go Walk Away.

Rose Galls and Wasp Larvae

testing the new blogger

Well I hope it worked.

Incidental Character

Well according to most of the people who know me, I'm a character.

I'm also incidental to the plot.